After a 6 hour, (surprisingly pleasant) car ride we had
arrived. For good measure I invited the saintly visitors, (known as Grandma and
Papa) to accompany us on our journey; an action which was instantly regretted
upon arrival when the Grandma held a pair of black lace panties in the air and loudly
inquired if these were to go with us to the hotel rooms or if they were simply
car panties. I am beginning to see where the elder native gets his lust for
embarrassing me in public places.
After doing the fastest sprint of my life from the check-in
desk to the car, stuffing my “car panties” in my pocket and tipping the bellman
whose face now matched his crimson shirt, we proceeded to caves that would be
our dwellings for the next 5 days. In the cave where the natives and I would
stay, were many wonderful surprises. For the birthday boy there were banners,
balloons and presents with a signed card from the big Mouse himself. However
the natives, though slightly amused by the offerings were more enthralled to
examine the room service menu, the miniaturized toiletries and most importantly
two phones. It took a grand total of 2 minutes being in the dwelling before a
call came in from security that one of the natives had already used the phone
to call 911; (no doubt his royal highness had decided I was taking too long to
do something or other). And so our journey began…